Island Fish'es

So I dont know how I'm going to say this without offending the Vancouverites, but I must say the girls on this site from the Island seem to be hotter than the ones from Vancouver. Let me rephrase that, There seem to be MORE pretty girls on POF from the island than the mainland. 1st of all, its just my opinion, my tastes etc. Im not sure what it is, I dont think in general, that island girls are prettier. Im sure if you grabbed random 100 girls from the island and 100 random girls from the mainland, youd find the same amount of pretty, skinny, overweight, tall, short, girls. So what is it? Maybe POF is more popular here in Van, so there are more guys here to scoop up the hot babes and on the island, not so true? Could it be the guy/girl ratio? I dont think its that bad. Cant be. I lived in whistler and everyone though the guy:girl ratio was around 5:1 (which it seemed like) but in actual fact it was 5:6(says stastistics canada, 2nd highest in Canada) I wonder if its the same for guys? Are there more studs than duds on the island? what gives? lemme know


Peace out

ralphing

OK Everyone has a different word for it, Barfing, heaving, yuking, upchuking, tossin, puking, the list goes on and on. Now not everyone is the same, ive seen people puke and not make a single sound, others make subtle sounds or coughing sounds and the sometimes you just hear the plashing of the vomit hitting the water inside the porcelain thrown. Then you have the Heavers. We are a unique elite group of professional barfers. Maybe out member list only include me, but its still a group. Now if anyone knows me, they know i have a shitty fucked up stomach... sometimes its normal, but most often its VERY tender. SO when I throw up, say from regular stuff like, food poisoning, or the smell of something like someone elses rank barf, i do the normal puke thing.. Then there are the times when my tummy says, uhh, im gonna throw up cause the brain says so, because hes got an anxiety overload, (which is sometimes caused by puking) yes i know.. THats when my brain kick my stomachs ass into shock and i continue to dry-heave for hrs on end until i give up and togo the hospital. Because even if i take some gravol its in me for no less than a minute. I know my belly well, so if you ever see me heaving and it sounds like im trying to pass a small dog or watermelon back up my thraot, i dont want water, or crackers or anything else that will go inside my mouth, just pat my back or head and say "poor jamie" Yesterday i had the brains to video tape myself gettin sick from this shitty fever i had. A few mouthfulls of bile came up, it was yellow and tatsted like shit, well not litterally, bile tastes like bile i guess, Enjoy the video and keep on fishing!



After watching this video, its very disturbing audibly, you dont really see much, it reminds me of the video where the alkida killed that guy on tv, and i remember one night at 3am, my cousin was sleeping in the room above me, and told me she though i was dying and was scared to come down and see me.. Yeah thanks, im dying dont help! pfttt.

Greetings alllllll

Well the sun is kinda out and about and it has been hot, good sign that summer is here. For some reason today, i have received a bunch of emails from random people who actually read my blog and liked what i wrote. Thanks all, now for a new installment.
Today im going to talk about my physical infatuations. I have several, that coincide with my tastes for women, physically. One thing I have always had a thing for, is women with a gap between their two front top teeth. I dont know why, but ive always found that super sexy. Most girls who have one, are really self-conscious about and dont do well with compliments about it, usually they end up covering their mouth for the rest of the conversation. The other one is, short hair. Now im not talking SUPER short, just well above the shoulders, and below the ears. Another thing i cant explain, but its there, its super sexy and i love it. Now although looks are important, ive dated/slept with some really beautiful women, and have found out the hard way, that there are way more than just a hot peice that matters. The big one is common sense, some people just dont have it, and dont need it. Beautiful people usually have other people do things for them, like, a beatiful girl is more likely to have a drink bought for her than an un attractive one.. Its a shame, but thats how the world works at this point and time. I dont really know where im going with this, just mostly rambling, but hey its content....

So yeah if you are reading this and have made it this far, i strongly urge you to write me and ask me a question that your affraid to ask someone else? i dunno, just do it, time to tend the bar... good luck all you fishes.

paaaaaaaace