Monday, June 23, 2008

Let's Be Friends and see where it goes from there

This can translate into about a billion things, and almost 1/2 the girls on this site have it written on their profile. Heres what comes to my mind when i read that line.
-Im going to take it super slow to make sure in not being played
-Im interested in your e-Perspective but i wanna know what your really like in real life.
-Im scared of online dating, and rule #1 is always leave yourself with and out, and this line is an out.
-IM actually easy and ill fuck on the 1st date but i dont want to advertise it.
-I really want to become friends and if theres more, well go from there.

See thats like a guys worst nightmare, well a nice guys, we are the ones that fall into the friends zone way to easy. Guys are not looking for girls he can hang out with, hes looking for someone he bone, and depending on the guy, someone he can bone on a constant basis. Not someone he call and say, hey wanna go for a bike ride and at the end of the night i can give you a hug? So yeah, all you women out there erase that line from your profile and give your head a shake.
Ive figured it out, its pretty simple, Ive known a lot of women out there who have been burned by guys and so forth. Theres one simple thing that you have to do. If you want to keep a guy and make sure he really likes you. Well, make sure he likes you. Dont let you low self esteem get the best of you. Its really simple. Just make him wait, if hes willing to wait, hes worth keeping, and if hes not willing to wait, hes not worth keeping. How long should you make him wait? Well that all depends, Id say at least a month to be forsure, i know its hard, maybe thats too long, but the point is, you dont have to worry about him not liking you cause you wont give it up. Sometimes (and alot of the times) its the opposite, its when you give it up, he loses interest, and then you have been played. THe wait is just a filtering system. Just go and download "Aint no fun" by snoop, hes got a point. You give it all up on the 1st night, wtf is he supposed to expect? I know its a double standard, but what women dont know, with their vagina's they hold the power. Remember that, like shera and he man, they have the power of greyskull.. whatever the fuck that means. :)

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Welcome My little wee nibblers.

Ok so i finally got around to making my blog, its basically another addition to my plenty of fish profile. Most people write who they think they are, what they think they want, and who they think they want to meet, just like how humans are, most of them think they same. in general, you have a few different types. im not going to list them, but if your a girl go check out what other girls are writing, if your a guy well check out what other guys are writting, ive done that once, but i totally forget what other people wrote. Coming from reading girls pages, i guess there are a lot of dudes with their shirts off, This may be your typical douche bag photo. Yeah you know, the ones that have to use a mirror to show off their body and their little digital cameras with the stupid factory stickers still on them, the ones that say "7.1 Megapixels" or "2.5 inch HUGE LCD" anyway. They should learn how to mount the camera on a step or anything not moving and use the timer, oh wait, whats a timer dumb dumb.
SO this is my new blog, and i came up with a Wicked idea to turn it into a ASK ANYTHNG advice column, it should be POF related, or i guess dating/sexual. i cant answer real questions like, i have bumps on my XXXX what is it.. But be warned, you ask and i shall tell, it may not be what you wanna hear, but hell it will be the truth and the truth will set you freeeeeee!! ill be back soon,

ps, for some reason when i hold shift and i down, nothing happens, weird huh?